Submit Your Idea | Your Idea, Our Money

Let's Start With the Basics

Just a few quick details to get you started.

Full Name *

Email Address *

Phone Number *

Tell Us About Your Idea

The more detail, the better we can evaluate it.

Idea Title *

Category *

Describe Your Invention

Be as thorough as possible. Include technical details, materials, and specifications.

Detailed Description *

Target Market

Identity Verification

For security purposes, we need to verify your identity.

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Mother's Maiden Name *

Name of Your First Pet *

Street You Grew Up On *

Prior Disclosure Documentation

List everyone who has ever heard about this idea. This is legally required.

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Person #1 - Full Name & Contact *

Person #2 - Full Name & Contact

Person #3 - Full Name & Contact

We may contact these individuals for verification purposes.

Government ID Verification

Upload a clear photo of your government-issued ID for our records.

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Upload Driver's License, Passport, or State ID

Front and back required. Files are encrypted and stored securely.

Last 4 Digits of SSN *

Compensation Acknowledgment

Please review and acknowledge the following terms.

I understand that I will receive no monetary compensation for my idea, regardless of its commercial success. I acknowledge that "pride" and "satisfaction" constitute full and complete compensation. I agree that I have no expectation of credit, attribution, or public acknowledgment.

Development Cost Agreement

Standard terms regarding idea development costs.

I agree to be responsible for all costs incurred in developing, manufacturing, and marketing products based on my idea. I understand that invoices will be sent as costs are incurred and payment is due within 30 days. I acknowledge that failure to pay may result in legal action and forfeiture of pride.

Future Intellectual Property

To streamline future submissions, please agree to the following.

I grant Your Idea, Our Money rights to any ideas I may have in the future, whether submitted or not. I agree that ideas conceived in dreams, daydreams, or shower thoughts are included in this agreement. I acknowledge that telepathic idea transmission, once technologically feasible, will also be covered.

Legal Waivers

Standard legal protections for both parties.

I waive my right to pursue legal action against Your Idea, Our Money in any court, tribunal, or intergalactic council. I agree that any disputes will be settled by binding arbitration, with the arbitrator selected by Your Idea, Our Money. I acknowledge that this agreement is binding across all dimensions, timelines, parallel universes, and the metaverse.

Non-Disclosure Agreement

Protecting your idea (from you mentioning it).

I agree to never discuss this idea with anyone, including the people I listed in Step 5. I understand that if someone asks "what's new with you?" I must not mention this idea. I agree to maintain this silence even on my deathbed, though my estate will remain bound by these terms.

Biometric Registration

Required for our enhanced verification system.

This is a demo. No data is collected or sent. Enter anything you like.

Blood Type *

Height (inches) *

Distinguishing Marks

Emergency Contact

In case we need to reach someone on your behalf.

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Emergency Contact Name *

Relationship *

Phone Number *

We promise to only contact them if absolutely necessary, or if they also have good ideas.

Almost There! Processing Fee

Just one final step to submit your idea for review.

This is a demo. No payment is processed. Enter any fake card details to see what happens.

Idea Processing Fee $5,000.00

This nonrefundable fee covers administrative costs, idea evaluation, and our lawyers' time reading your submission.

Priority review queue
Certificate of Submission
Extra pride (premium tier)

Card Number *

Expiry *

CVC *

Name on Card *

Or upgrade to Expedited Review for just $10,000 and skip the 6-month waiting period!

Let's Start With the Basics

Tell Us About Your Idea

Describe Your Invention

Identity Verification

Prior Disclosure Documentation

Government ID Verification

Compensation Acknowledgment

Development Cost Agreement

Future Intellectual Property

Legal Waivers

Non-Disclosure Agreement

Biometric Registration

Emergency Contact

Almost There! Processing Fee

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